As I started thinking and pondering and wondering abt the topic for my next blog,got a gut feel that I should try something entirely different,instead of the routine run of the mill articles that people churn out day in and day out and expect people to comment.This one might fall flat on the face or hit the jackpot..I am prepared to gamble this time.. :)
Coming back to the topic,I thought why not describe many of the celebrities that I know in a sentence or less...It could either be a first impression or the first thing that comes to your mind when u think of these people...I wil cover desi celebs this time...
Here goes:
POLITICIANS (Political leader is an utter misnomer..I dont believe in that phrase)
1) Dr.Manmohan Singh-- Man of integrity.. Economist par excellence..A thinker..PM??? nah...
2)Atal Behari Vajpayee-- Along with LB Shastri,one of the few politicians(call him a leader,I am fine with that) I doff my hat off to.
3)LK Advani-- Hardliner...Dude take a chill pill...We are all Indians for God's sake...
4)Laloo Yadav-- Joker....Entertainer..
5)Sonia Gandhi-- A Mrs..G in the making..
6)Jayalalithaa-- Dictator...Period
7)Karunanidhi--This is my last election..
8)Pramod Mahajan,Rajesh Pilot,Madhav Rao Scindia,Ranga Kumaramangalam-- India's future..Sadly curbed by cruel twists of fate..
9)Praveen Togadia--Need such people to counter Karan Thapar and Prabhu Chawla..
10)Dharam Singh-- Who is he?
11)HD Devegowda-- Ex PM..No qualification needed for the post...
TV WORLD:
1)Prannoy Roy-- God of indian news..Pro. Never searching for a word...
2)Rajdeep Sardesai-- A dynamic Prannoy...Great for TV
3)Barkha Dutt-- Hype (she is good but she aint no saviour)
4)Nidhi Razdan-- Sexy..
5)Vishnu Som --Stop flirting with Nidhi mate...She is married :)
6)Prabhu Chawla-- Dude u suck...
7)Karan Thapar-- I know to make people cry..Ask Kapil Dev Nikhanj..If this guy has to be punished, ask him questions til he cries..
8)Ram Jethmalani-- Side effects of BP
9)Aaj tak-- Breaking news that breaks out every minute
10)Udaya TV-- Change the channel
FILM WORLD:
1)Amitabh Bachhan- Indian cinema's greatest actor.ever...If not him then who..Tel me .
2)SRK--Wil do anything for cash..Super actor when director is at the helm(read Swades)..
When jokers direct him,he plays SRK on screen as well..:)
3)Aamir Khan-- Hindi cinema's version of Kamal sir...Not as good yet but may get there one day.
4)Karan Johar-Something's seriously wrong...Stick to TV..U aint no director..
5)Dr Rajkumar-- Biggest influence in Kannada cinema..LEGEND
6)Raghavendra Rajkumar-- Biggest mistake of Kannada cinema
7)Shankar Nag-- Maestro of Malgudi..
8)Anant Nag-- Truly great entertainer..
9)Rajnikanth-- Superstar..Leave ur brains at home..
10)Kamal Hassan-- Genius..In the top 5 actors ever in indian cinema
11)Paresh Rawal-- The definition of the word actor is him..
12)Om puri-- Great voice..Greater actor.
13)Vidya Balan-Ethereal beauty
14)Rakhi Sawant-- No comments..This is a family blog..:)
15)AR Rahman-- Flawed genius. Too much of hype..We need more Roobaroo's macha not the Rukhi Sukhi rotis .
16)Sonu Nigam--Mimic par excellence...
17)Aishwarya Rai-- U settled down finally..Aunty..:)
This is a precursor....More coming up in the next blog...:)
17 comments:
@Sac: "...instead of the routine run of the mill articles that people churn out day in and day out and expect people to comment". I very well know at whom that was intended.. Hmph!
Hey you have missed out the great ones. The cricketers of our country are the second biggest idiots around(first being the fans) and you have missed them. Hope they have a mention in your next post.
And yeah.. bhargav's blog sucks..
Hey..good attempt sac...but i agree with hari..how could u miss the cricketers????..Maybe the bangla tour ll give u more scope to kick their arse...!!
@Sac: By your silence, do I assume that, you are not contradicting my previous comment???
@Hari: Your blogs won't contain any more comments from it's sole contributor
@Vinit: How much did Sachin pay you? I've been tryin to get you to comment in mine.. Btw, had nothing to write on Federer except that he rocks..Couldn't have made a post out of it..Sorry, pal..
awesomely (i know that's wrong english) funny dude.. keep up the good work
@Thatha- Dude it wasnt hurled at u..It was a general comment abt most of the blogs that I have read..
@Hari-- I purposely stopped short of mentioning the cricketers..I have missed out on some eminent personalities in the mentioned fields also,which I will cover together in the next blog..
@Dharla--Same as Hari comment..Surely wil cover other aspects next time..There are indeed lotsa celebrities..:)
@Rana sir--Thanks for the comments sir..Will try to be better than this next time :)
Lemme put up my list:
Politicians : Crooks..
Teh rest, i mostly agree..
Cricketers: OverHyped, overpaid, underperforming losers
Honest politicians : a myth
Sachin,I've been following ur past 3 blogs.It was really gr8 in flow ,content and style. From 'State of mind' to 'Mal gudy days' and now to 'Phrases' u r not restricting your discussions to any field.Good one.
But to be very frank, ur comments section is more interesting than ur blogs.Also ,i feel u missed out something in this blog, u missed two future politicians Bhargav and Sachin.(lolz)
@Bhargav,
Sachin paid me 100$ for this comment.Hope i saved one of ur comments on me by telling this. he he.
i knew it sac .. u can go the next level .. u have done it .. im proud of u junior ..
Ok .. now seriously .. point number 17 sucks .. rest of it is good ...
Also ..am i (ur senior) not a celebrity ??
Superb quotes!!
Udaya TV, Aishwarya Rai, Raghavendra Rajkumar were well defined!
Rakhi Sawanth!!! :D Family blog yaavatthinda aaythu ninna blogu?!
Rajnikanth, Vijaykanth, Balakrishna of telgu/tamil industry are all same ansatthe.. Youtube-alli avara videos noodadre brains kaleduhoogatthe!
well done mate.... good to see something different... put the last point was awesome... tank will kill you for that.. :)... but as everyone says.. how could you miss out cricketers... especially our guru greg...
Nice one, as people said i would have liked some stuff about the cricketers too.
hahah! good concept...lets add to it.
Comedy time Ganesha: Heartening to see non stereotypical hero taste the fruits of hardwork.
Kalpana Chawla: Evoking passion in young hearts, through her absence.
Shashi Tharoor: A desi without borders.
like the one on rajnikant........an advice......dude if this is a family blog stick to men!!!!!!!!
very innovative.. new concept in blogs.. great going..
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